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Peer reviewing is torture now (lemmy.radio)

submitted 3 weeks ago by vathecka@lemmy.radio to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 118 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry half of those will be useless code comments

[–] kubica@fedia.io 131 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

// Here I'm not using that other thing that is now completely irrelevant, but I'll leave a comment to the non-existing thing anyway because I'm avoiding it.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The comment:

# This code does exactly what you asked: Never change state, only fetch the state and return the difference

the code: hallucinated database table drops

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

This one I've not seen. It seems fairly ok at not going completely batshit like that. But the design, layout and comments tend to be awful. It's pretty good at solving isolated tasks though.

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It seems you have a friend named Claude