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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I'm thinking cake decorator. Or florist. Maybe grave digger.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

florist

This sounds nice. Working with something green and alive. Arborist too.

[–] horsesaysweird@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

I never really understood the appeal of arranging severed plant genitals. Sure, it looks nice. But boobs also look nice, and I don't cut them off and put them in a pretty bowl on my living room table.

[–] RamenDame@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Granny worked as a florist, not her own shop though. She had incredible strong hands.

As a pupil I did a work experience day in the shop. It was really chilly (Germany usually has not Air Con), we consistently had to clean the floor in the back room to not slip on the leaves, it was tiny in there and we were four people. I got to wash a fake flower decor and rearrange it for a doctors office. That was nice.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We have diggers.
I think manual labor that needs creativity (e.g. pattiserie or florist) has the best post-AI future.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wood carver! Oh they have mostly automated that with CNC machines...

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There are also coffee art robots that can print something on the milk foam.

But it still requires the creativity.
And for sentimental stuff (e.g. pattiserie and florist) I would like to believe that humans value hand made stuff more than machine produced.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 hours ago

For a special occasion perhaps, but on a regular basis is it valued enough to pay someone a living wage? Most of this stuff I wouldn't pay for, might make it myself though.

I don't think you can really have a creative focused economy when landlords and banks are taking so much from us.