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Time for a new course (feddit.uk)

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

florist

This sounds nice. Working with something green and alive. Arborist too.

[–] horsesaysweird@feddit.org 1 points 15 minutes ago

I never really understood the appeal of arranging severed plant genitals. Sure, it looks nice. But boobs also look nice, and I don't cut them off and put them in a pretty bowl on my living room table.

[–] RamenDame@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Granny worked as a florist, not her own shop though. She had incredible strong hands.

As a pupil I did a work experience day in the shop. It was really chilly (Germany usually has not Air Con), we consistently had to clean the floor in the back room to not slip on the leaves, it was tiny in there and we were four people. I got to wash a fake flower decor and rearrange it for a doctors office. That was nice.