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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 80 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

hehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 104 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 25 points 4 hours ago

You should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.