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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] kingofthezyx@lemmy.zip 56 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I know this is kind of a joke but this is legitimately one of the reasons I went vegetarian. Felt very "icky" to build my body out of other dead bodies.

[–] aketawi@quokk.au 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm positive on veganism as a whole, but consuming corpses to grow stronger is kind of metal as hell

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Confirmed. Mushrooms are metal

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's also a bit of a peculiar feeling after being vegan for a while. My whole body consists out of plant matter and the occasional mushroom. I'm practically a plant at this point.

(Obviously irrational, though. Meat, dairy, eggs etc. are also just pre-digested plants. We'd all be practically plants by that logic.)

[–] Elting@piefed.social 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Its sunlight all the way down.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Due to how the US meat and dairy industry works, most US omnivores are largely corn based. You can have the carbon in your hair tested to verify this.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

This is actually a fundamental part of dark magic. To eat the blood, heart, or liver of a pure person to gain their power.

Shit. Did I just make myself a vegan?

You're still building your body out of mushrooms and plants dead bodies, and also stealing other animals food! /s