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Alright, here is a story: One time a member of my family was showing me vacation pictures on their phone. Swipe, swipe, swipe - beach, hotel, restaurant etc. all very normal stuff. Then suddenly there is a picture there that was clearly intended to be seen only by that family member and their partner. Swipe on to the next picture - a normal one again. Continue on like nothing happened.
Both of us never acknowledge that. I never told that to my friends or family. I am going to take that secret to my (non-internet) grave.
Not acknowledging it was for sure the only appropriate move.
You weren't meant to see it, and I'm sure said family member is quietly grateful you pretended like you didn't.
C'mon you gotta tell us which family member!
It was their member.
But did you crank your hog to it later?