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See I was a teenage girl reading ListerxRimmer and AvonxBlake on ff.net under the Christmas tree so my main takeaway from this is that "men are just more visual" is just what gets the male porn addicts caught. If you don't catch the header tags you've gotta be actively reading over my shoulder while the screen is on the right paragraphs to clock that it's even M level spicy.

Like maybe there really is some actual X vs Y gene level code that means y'all actually gotta see the lady naked but like. Idk there's just something about 20k words of slow burn enemies to lovers that 🤌without instantly betraying your inner freak to any random that happens to wander behind you.

Also there's a reason a bunch of disorders aren't diagnosable in teenagers. What counts as a porn addiction in a 28 y/o is just what keeps a 17y/o from wandering off with the pizza boy and getting pregnant.

Call me a prude but if you’re unable to wait until you’re not in a family group setting to look up pornography, you have a problematic relationship with pornography.

Anon needs help

Alright, here is a story: One time a member of my family was showing me vacation pictures on their phone. Swipe, swipe, swipe - beach, hotel, restaurant etc. all very normal stuff. Then suddenly there is a picture there that was clearly intended to be seen only by that family member and their partner. Swipe on to the next picture - a normal one again. Continue on like nothing happened.

Both of us never acknowledge that. I never told that to my friends or family. I am going to take that secret to my (non-internet) grave.

You pulled out porn in a room crowded with family. Is there a Darwin-Freud hybrid award?

My conservative evangelical christian mother once borrowed my phone when I was a teen and said the >99 tabs of futanari hentai doujins I had open in my browser were

"... Expressive ..."

In that moment, my soul left my body and —to the best of my knowledge— has not returned.

Just pointing out, if you're sitting on a couch, the couch's back rest is blocking the mirror at the level your phone is at. I guess if the room is standing just at the right distance they could see it but I find it to be likely BS.

Honestly correct reaction, everyone there just kinda let it fall down a memory hole, which is what should happen when uncomfortable sex stuff happens between family members

If this were reddit, there'd be like 30 comments about how anonny made people unwilling participants in his kink and should be sentenced to death or something