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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit? That's dirty

Next you'll be telling me I should use a bidet instead of cleaning my ass with the shower wand.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit?

Obviously you do what 99.99999999% of people do. Nothing. Never clean it. Ever. From the day you buy it. At most you wipe the screen with some water. Maybe windex.

Source: Repaired cell phones for years.

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I would recommend sanitizing wipes for that. Alcohol, not chemical chlorox or whatever.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Alcohol wipes on my ass!?

That's gonna burn the shit out of my hemorrhoids, no thank you!