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[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 108 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

There is absolutely no way I'd have turned those in.

Edit: I found the article, the lad may have a payout coming to him.

It is now held in Brussels as authorities investigate its legal ownership. Belgian law mandates a five-year waiting period for claimants; afterward, the find could be divided between Kobe and the property owner if no owner comes forward and it's not criminal money.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/katematthams/2026/08/15/summer-job-student-finds-gold-stash-worth-over-10-million/

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 104 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Hope he gets his due. I cannot fathom the mind that sees Fuck You-money and immediately thinks "oh gosh, I need to give this to a cop!" But I'm sure he meant well.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 48 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

He wasn't alone when he found it. It was an entire construction team, building and digging on a municipally owned site which was publicly accessible and almost certainly monitored, if remotely.

There was no conceivable way to keep that find quiet under those circumstances.

So if he did manage to pinch off one, props to him.

[–] mr_rusty_shackleford@lemmy.world 67 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Same, but probably difficult to turn $10M in gold into spending money without someone noticing.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 43 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Yeah, if I found like a hundred thousand in cash, it wouldn’t get into a bank account, I’d just be buying groceries and retail purchases in cash for a long time, and saving the money I would have spent normally. Maybe asking places to make change so if the serial numbers get noted, things get spread about a bit.

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 2 points 2 hours ago

Imagine doing that 98 times

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 53 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

hundred thousand in cash

groceries

In the U.S., that would get you enough food for weeks!

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously. Loaded up on groceries this weekend, and total cost for 1.75 carts was well over $600

[–] ximtor@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

What the actual fuck is going on over there. My condolences

[–] quill7513@anarchist.nexus 3 points 4 hours ago

just everything being expensive because we pay the monetary price of the colonial wars our oligarch overlords enact abroad to enrich themselves

[–] buttmasterflex@piefed.social 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Just some minor societal collapse. Don't worry, we'll totally get better...

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm hoping the feds collapse because frankly speaking they are the problem and I don't see it getting better.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How much do you reckon groceries will cost then? From what I've seen, collapse brings neither groceries nor safety.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

In the short term it'll certainly suck but long term it'd probably end up being better for everyone, the problem with the fed is both a short term and long term problem. While groceries may get expensive for a couple years it's unlikely theyd be nearly as fluctuate as they are now simply cause the states would be incapable of doing nearly as much stupid shit.

[–] plateee@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Don't forget any home improvement tasks. Need your yard leveled? Landscapers would love to give a slight cash discount.

Tree needs taking down? Cash.

Tuckpointing a chimney? Cash.

Annoyingly, you can't actually use "cash" cash for a cash down payment on a house. Mortgage lenders like to know where the money is coming from.

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

That's why you bury it in the backyard and only use little bits at a time.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 30 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

But then you risk some kid digging it up and turning it in to the authorities.

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 hours ago

The cycle continues

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 8 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

How would you even go about turning a huge bar of gold into cash anyways?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

A single bar? Chip off a 50g piece, re-melt it, sell it to a jeweler or cash-for-gold place. Rinse & repeat with enough time inbetween and never in the same location twice, and always for cash.

Multiple bars will either require a multi year plan or more... professional means.

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

I think it's a case of 'who you know' in that line of work.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Best store it where no one will look: in the woodburner. Dont tell anyone.

[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

10M spend bit by bit takes more than a life time

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Should be plenty then.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 7 hours ago

It's work, but the hourly rate's not bad.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

He could get it fenced for about 30-50% of its market value.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly, even if he kept 1 bar any place he could legally exchange it will have to give the appropriate tax documents since its such a high amount

[–] B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I thought gold was soft enough to be easily cut by a lot of other more common metals

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

True, but you would have to do it so slowly to avoid detection. Small pieces over years maybe decades to avoid detection

[–] B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

Still comes out to a lifechanging amount of money for most people, I would think. Maybe some bars left over for your descendants

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Idk. If I lived in a place where healthcare was a right, in which I had reasonable expectations of having my basic needs met, where I felt I didn't need to scramble day in day out just to survive ...

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah he should have just brought them to the grocery store and paid with them. Idiot.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I have a friend who used to do exactly this. He used to be a bit of a conspiracy nut and didn't believe in the stability (or validity, for that matter) of the US dollar. He wanted to do all his monetary exchanges in gold and silver, which were very stable and reliable at the time (about 2 decades ago).

I don't know how exactly, but he converted any cash he earned into gold and then worked out a deal with his local grocery store to buy his groceries with tiny bits of gold.

He was a good kid, if not a little dumb. I think the grocery store humored him. Besides, gold is valuable, so they may have been just ripping him off.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

If he hoarded his gold instead of spent it, he'd be up about 100% over the last five years alone. Only crypto would've given that kind of return in the same time span, with far greater risk.

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Wow. So if he had gone without food his couple of hundreds of dollars worth of gold would have been worth a couple hundred more dollars right now.

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 3 points 5 hours ago

But in terms of use as currency what he was getting ripped off by was whoever was exchanging the gold.