49 gold bars?!? 39 gold bars is a crazy thing to find digging. I wonder how much you get taxed when you find 29 gold bars. Would you report 19 gold bars? If I found 9 gold bars I think at most I'd be able to part with 1 of the 2 gold bars that I found.
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while digging
See, this is why it's very important for men, and women, to dig. Wherever you are, home, beach, park, just have a bit of a dig. It's fun and free!
I definitely would’ve absconded with that shit
Maybe he found 100, who knows?
I counted, 49 bars in the picture. Hopefully that saves someone else the trouble.
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Unless I'm lying...
Hands down would have taken it all and never spoken to anyone about it but the people I sold them to.
I think finding the gold would be a strong motivation to discover a way to launder it. I don't know how to do it, though.
Long term plan, but...
Begin legitimately prospecting a piece of land legally in Alaska, document that you do so, do some substantial digging/panning etc.
Melt a large bar down into much smaller amounts that are worth only around $500 to $1000 in weight. Sell the melted gold at a local gold precious metals dealer in small batches over the course of many months/years. Claim the profit on your taxes as spoils from your prospecting.
This technique would not work with huge amounts or quantities, and even as I described it, it may bring an audit, since it is likely most prospectors are not that successful.
I may have buried them back up and then taken a shit at the location. Then, under the cover of night, returned to retrieve.
I can't believe someone buried 49 gold bars over here!
Where did they even get 43 gold bars in the first place?
Oh well, I better go turn these 38 gold bars in to the police.
Police: o thx for the 13 gold bars!
Police: Hey, chief! Someone just handed in 8 gold bars!
Police chief to the press: The young man turned in 3 gold bars to us, what an example
Press: Nothing to report.
Audience: Honey, they stole 3 gold bars from local pd.
There is absolutely no way I'd have turned those in.
Edit: I found the article, the lad may have a payout coming to him.
It is now held in Brussels as authorities investigate its legal ownership. Belgian law mandates a five-year waiting period for claimants; afterward, the find could be divided between Kobe and the property owner if no owner comes forward and it's not criminal money.
Hope he gets his due. I cannot fathom the mind that sees Fuck You-money and immediately thinks "oh gosh, I need to give this to a cop!" But I'm sure he meant well.
He wasn't alone when he found it. It was an entire construction team, building and digging on a municipally owned site which was publicly accessible and almost certainly monitored, if remotely.
There was no conceivable way to keep that find quiet under those circumstances.
So if he did manage to pinch off one, props to him.
Same, but probably difficult to turn $10M in gold into spending money without someone noticing.
Yeah, if I found like a hundred thousand in cash, it wouldn’t get into a bank account, I’d just be buying groceries and retail purchases in cash for a long time, and saving the money I would have spent normally. Maybe asking places to make change so if the serial numbers get noted, things get spread about a bit.
Imagine doing that 98 times
Don't forget any home improvement tasks. Need your yard leveled? Landscapers would love to give a slight cash discount.
Tree needs taking down? Cash.
Tuckpointing a chimney? Cash.
Annoyingly, you can't actually use "cash" cash for a cash down payment on a house. Mortgage lenders like to know where the money is coming from.
hundred thousand in cash
groceries
In the U.S., that would get you enough food for weeks!
Seriously. Loaded up on groceries this weekend, and total cost for 1.75 carts was well over $600
What the actual fuck is going on over there. My condolences
just everything being expensive because we pay the monetary price of the colonial wars our oligarch overlords enact abroad to enrich themselves
Just some minor societal collapse. Don't worry, we'll totally get better...
7*7=49
Must have buried a square of them (wink wink)
Must have been San Francisco 49er fan
Why the fuck would you give them to authorities?
Maybe it’s illegal, it’s vastly different from country to country but last time I checked finding treasure on your own property does not mean you own it 100%. Which i think is crazy but yea.
Which is pretty fucking stupid because if a mining company finds loot, they’re allowed to go mine it for decades and make billions.
I remember when we could "find" treasure currently owned by other civilizations and throw it on a boat, take it home and just claim it was "found". Times change I guess.
If some group of US soldiers in Iran find a heap of gold bars, they're definitely not turning that over to the legal authorities...
Presumably because they're actively trying to murder the legal authorities
Yes, we can confirm the delivery of 45 gold bars at our police department.