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[–] A_be_seedy@beehaw.org 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Party game: Get an industrial sized vat of mayo and hide trinkets in it. Kids get to stick their hand in and pull prize out.

Probably only like $35 bucks.

Decor

Mayo labels. Could easily modify a Hellman's label to say Happy Birthday.

Activities

Friendship bracelets made by upcycling mayo packets

Make your own mayo bar, each kid gets an egg. Then just set up different acids on the table (vinegar, lemon juice, pickle juice, etc). Kids throw all that in a jar and then parent immersion blends the jar. Kids can also decorate a label and slap that shit on

Food

Mayo bases dips

Mayo fountain with sliders, fries, and other things that mayo tastes good on

Goody bags

Mayo packets. The MYOM from the MYOM bar.

I'm sorry, what the fuck is the challenge in this birthday party? Is mom fucking allergic to mayo?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

mom fucking allergic to mayo

I'll try it as a lube next time to find out.

[–] A_be_seedy@beehaw.org 1 points 1 day ago

Oh you motherfucker

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago

There are cake recipes that call for mayo, too, so even that can be on-theme. Using it in the frosting is probably also possible, though I've never heard of doing so.