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Man finds $7.5 million hidden in a storage unit he bought for $500 in 2018 and contacted the original owner, reaching a $1.2 million settlement to return the unit with all the money ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฐ

He's a better man than me. The original owner would only remember he left money there after watching my instagram stories from Monaco.

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[โ€“] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I bet once the money runs out and he is returning to his day job, he'll be thinking about the fact that he gave back 6.3 million of it.

Like, maybe he'll think good thoughts of himself, and most likely that's worth it. But I'm sure when he has a real shitty day, he could be like, man, if I hadn't handed over $6.3 million to someone that had abandoned it...

[โ€“] Hamartia@lemmy.world 2 points 22 minutes ago

I guess he'll sleep easy knowing that Anton Chigurh isn't going to be knocking on his door.

[โ€“] Trex202@lemmy.world 3 points 46 minutes ago

Say he doesn't give it back... does he claim it on his taxes? Does he just pay for everything in cash for the rest of his life? Im sure the IRS is on to ppl like that