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Man finds $7.5 million hidden in a storage unit he bought for $500 in 2018 and contacted the original owner, reaching a $1.2 million settlement to return the unit with all the money ๐ค๐ฐ
He's a better man than me. The original owner would only remember he left money there after watching my instagram stories from Monaco.
I bet once the money runs out and he is returning to his day job, he'll be thinking about the fact that he gave back 6.3 million of it.
Like, maybe he'll think good thoughts of himself, and most likely that's worth it. But I'm sure when he has a real shitty day, he could be like, man, if I hadn't handed over $6.3 million to someone that had abandoned it...