>Mr Oppen, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill" has been used in...an unexpected manner.
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They're not supposed to melt the civilians.
Pretty sure Christopher Nolan did not, in fact, melt any civilians.
He got lazy and used CGI. Directors these days, no sense of what makes a good movie.
Kubrick would have melted some actors.
You're conflating the people who did that and the people who made a movie, if you want to throw a "nukes are a war crime" party I'm already on the guest list, but your comment reads like you're talking shit about people who don't like nukes and didn't nuke anybody, are you confused about that?
Yes. Americans. I'm sorry you're having difficulty with this.
Disingenuous username much?
I love your username, lol.