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[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Many winters ago I was served a tomato in an airplane. I bit into it like you depict, and the tomato jizz jizzed right into the curly hair of the lady in front of me. She did not notice. I was very embarrassed, but at the same time very amused. I tried to tell her, but I could not stop laughing when I tried to approach her, so I never did.

By the end of the flight it was visibly dry and crusty. Sorry unknown lady for ruining your hair.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago

Just blame a bird. You were in the sky after all