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submitted 2 days ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Mr Oppen, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill" has been used in...an unexpected manner.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really?

...Shit, I guess I need to actually see this film before I talk about it. I assumed it was mere Oscar-bait and just absorbed information about it osmotically. I wasn't even mad at them, just thought oh, they found a guy who looks exactly like David Byrne, of course they wanted him for their Oscar bait film.

Those are not the choices I would have made if I was telling a story about the guy who built the bomb. I would have probably drawn a lot more from sources like Barefoot Gen, myself.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

they found a guy who looks exactly like David Byrne

You may ask yourself
Why the big bomb?