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submitted 2 days ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Mr Oppen, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill" has been used in...an unexpected manner.

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[–] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll get down voted along with you, but yes it did. I didn't even finish watching it.

[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's light a can of gasoline on fire, that'll be a good practical effect that represents the destructive power of nuclear weapons in a movie about the dangers of atomics!

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I honestly didn’t even make it far enough through that snooze fest to reach that scene.