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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was always "basically a girl" in a gir group. It's great, i don't even jnderstand what the problem is.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] formation@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Mostly, vocabulary.

[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 7 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Well, if you have hopes of sticking your little pecker in one or multiple of those girls, then those expectations would lead to disappointment.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Did you know that sometimes girls have sex with each other too?

[–] burido@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

never seen it, care to give an example?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 22 hours ago

Sometimes people just fuck regardless of what the friend zone rules say.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

I'm pretty sure the lack of that is what gets you honorary girl status.