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Well, if you have hopes of sticking your little pecker in one or multiple of those girls, then those expectations would lead to disappointment.
Did you know that sometimes girls have sex with each other too?
never seen it, care to give an example?
Sometimes people just fuck regardless of what the friend zone rules say.
I'm pretty sure the lack of that is what gets you honorary girl status.