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Breaking news!! (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 hours ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I mentioned this last time this was posted, but linux only has around 20 million lines of code. It's funny how people always seem to overestimate the size.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

300 trillion lines you say!?!?

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 2 points 16 minutes ago

Commit 7 billion lines

[–] bertlewirth@lemmy.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

To shreds you say?