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[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 6 points 53 minutes ago

I mentioned this last time this was posted, but linux only has around 20 million lines of code. It's funny how people always seem to overestimate the size.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 75 points 3 hours ago

The guy's name is Linus and he reverse-engineered Linux? Who wrote this shit, Kojima?

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 30 points 3 hours ago

oh man thats crazy! Hope no one leaks git's source code next

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 2 hours ago

He's even rumoured to have recently started to use AI to assist in his project...!

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

c/linuxsucks be like

[–] kiri@ani.social 43 points 4 hours ago

This joke will always be relevant.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 29 points 3 hours ago

“paid partnership” fuck yeah

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

what the heck the whole kernel, really?

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 6 points 2 hours ago

This joke is always funny.

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Soon enough there will be a fully decompiled Windows 11

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It turns out Windows 11 was just a backed up septic system all along.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 hours ago

backed up septic system

It's called "MFC".

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago