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My wife thought it was dumb when I picked up a lockpick set to play around with. Didn't think it was so stupid when we accidentally locked our keys inside when house sitting and I actually managed to pick the lock.
Congratulations, you're now "the wizard who can open doors" forever. It's really nice to be able to help people with something that isn't that hard (for most locks) but appears as magic to so many people.
I was once at a wedding at a lodge type place in the middle of nowhere with rooms that auto locked like a hotel. Opened the locked closet that held the tables/chairs when the owner had accidentally left it locked and was two hours away. ... Then three rooms for drunk people that locked their keys inside... Then somebody who rented a cabin 30 min away drove me out there to let them back into the cabin they'd locked themselves out of (hopefully I didn't just break into a random cabin for them... But the keys were sitting on the counter just inside the door, and they knew exactly where they were, so probably not)
Plus, it's just fun.
What picks do you use?
Double edged sword. I was into lock picking as a teen. When my family found ourselves in the same situation, I leapt into action and got the side door open in no time.
My mother freaked out at how easy it was to get into our house without a key, and went on an anxiety fueled journey of kitting the house out with extra security. It wasn’t a bad idea to up our security, but I felt horrible for stressing her out by trying to do a good deed.
That is definitely a thing. When I got into it I repinned all our locks with a difficult bitting and added spools/serrated pins.
... All the while knowing that a burglar is just going to smash a window or kick in the door so I really just made it harder on myself ; )
How heroic and badass did that feel? I need to learn to lockpick. And get a wife. And lock her out.
I'm a firefighter\emt. I've gotten to pick Sooo many door locks over the years and it's saved a lot of people a lot of money and headache for it.
Anytime someone has "fallen and can't get up" in their locked house, but says they aren't injured, I'll pick my way in, instead of us having to break a door or window just because they need help off the floor.
... And that's how I got your mother to subscribe to the lockpicking lawyer.