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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 119 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (6 children)

So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image...

Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha...

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 46 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

User name does not check out.

Guys... I think this might be a Velociraptor's account.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 29 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows ~~we~~ er... velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.

Nervous human-ish noises

[–] wols@lemmy.zip 13 points 12 hours ago
[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don't know why I was concerned.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 10 points 15 hours ago

if he is to be trusted, then he's probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed

[–] painteddoggie@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Wait a minute.... are you a velociraptor?!?!

Preposterous! Of course I'm not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor

[–] simbico@lemmy.zip 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 16 hours ago

Hmmm... That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago

Yer a hairy lizard!