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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 46 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

User name does not check out.

Guys... I think this might be a Velociraptor's account.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 29 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows ~~we~~ er... velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.

Nervous human-ish noises

[–] wols@lemmy.zip 13 points 12 hours ago
[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don't know why I was concerned.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 10 points 15 hours ago

if he is to be trusted, then he's probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed