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[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ahem..these soapy tiddy memes

Wherefore are thou

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

POV You're thinking of soapy tiddys but all you got is beans

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[–] chrizzly@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Whooo are you? Who, who ... Who, Who

[–] QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Sure, I'll bite

NSFW

I'm extremely depressed right now and I was gonna spiral about how ugly and flat I am and how hopeless everything is. I'm not going to do it. Sorry...

[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I’m incredibly honored you did this for me. Thank you for sweet soapy perkie tiddies!!

I did not expect this. 🚀

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 3 points 2 days ago

Thanks for your service. 🫡

Some tiddies are heavier, and some lighter. But both have huge value.

Hope you have a great day.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'll beat it to this no problem. Never worry, I'll always be here to beat off to you wherever you doubt yourself.

[–] QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm actually fucking crying right now. What the fuck, that's really sweet of you. Thank you stranger, you brought happy tears to my eyes 💜

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I just woke up from a coma and this is the first thing I saw and I'm very relieved to know that modern women like it when you say you are going to jerk off to them, unlike in my timeline where they hit you with a hammer and you go into a coma.

[–] QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

OMFG
For real?? Holy shit...well I'm glad you woke up. Welcome back 🩷

It depends on the woman imho. And, tbf, I'm trans and trans women are kinda known for showing off the tits they worked so hard for, lol. It's hard work, eating properly! /s

Thank you tho. You're super kind and I'm glad you're okay ♥️