Could be swapped and still be accurate.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2026
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I feel like the soapy tiddies guy never gave us a single boob. However, they did bait a few people into actually doing it so, it all worked out in the end.
Actually, if all posts had soapy tiddies on them, the bots wouldn't be able to scrape the content to other sites because their advertisers would be all pissy about tiddies everywhere.
...you know what to do.
Soapy balls
Soapy testes
Not even memes anymore, I saw someone post genuine soapy tiddies as a response earlier today
you had my curiosity........
but now you have my ~~erection~~ attention.
would you kindly provide such sources, as to satisfy this curiosity?
NSFW
bite
boop
It has been provided by the creator :)
Gonewild exists on lemmy.nsfw
Ahem..these soapy tiddy memes
Wherefore are thou
here’s one:
POV You're thinking of soapy tiddys but all you got is beans
Whooo are you? Who, who ... Who, Who
Sure, I'll bite
NSFW
I'm extremely depressed right now and I was gonna spiral about how ugly and flat I am and how hopeless everything is. I'm not going to do it. Sorry...
I’m incredibly honored you did this for me. Thank you for sweet soapy perkie tiddies!!
I did not expect this. 🚀
Thanks for your service. 🫡
Some tiddies are heavier, and some lighter. But both have huge value.
Hope you have a great day.
I'll beat it to this no problem. Never worry, I'll always be here to beat off to you wherever you doubt yourself.
I'm actually fucking crying right now. What the fuck, that's really sweet of you. Thank you stranger, you brought happy tears to my eyes 💜
I just woke up from a coma and this is the first thing I saw and I'm very relieved to know that modern women like it when you say you are going to jerk off to them, unlike in my timeline where they hit you with a hammer and you go into a coma.
OMFG
For real?? Holy shit...well I'm glad you woke up. Welcome back 🩷
It depends on the woman imho. And, tbf, I'm trans and trans women are kinda known for showing off the tits they worked so hard for, lol. It's hard work, eating properly! /s
Thank you tho. You're super kind and I'm glad you're okay ♥️
The fuck did I miss
After beans, it was posts about soapy titties, but no actual titties
There was at least one tiddie.
I dont know where you were looking buddy
Soapy titties, infinite soapy titties, but no soapy tittles
You have no idea
Not exactly. I posted mine on Trans Joy to help encourage people to do the same. And...they did
Umm...here. My pics are by far the ugliest (cause of my body, bad photography and I'm flat) but I'm pretty sure these were the first ones.
NSFW
Are people not posting titty memes because of scraper bots?
I mean, there’s always scraper bots. What’s the difference?
Hell, it would be nice if some of the larger search engines scraped lemmy and actually returned results. I’ve searched for tech stuff I posted myself or commented on and couldn’t find it on a search engine. Had to go through my comment history to find it.
I'm struggling to understand why anyone would join the Fediverse if this is a dealbreaker.
ActivityPub is like RSS and Sendmail had a baby that doesn't respect your privacy at all. Every time you post, comment, or even vote, it's blasted out to every server and user within the blast radius. If you delete something, there are dozens of databases and image proxy caches ready to ignore the delete request and host your regrettable post forever.
Every time you send a DM, you have to trust all the admins of both instances involved not to read the messages.
Way more is visible than it appears. With the right API calls people know what you upvoted and downvoted.
With the right API calls people know what you upvoted and downvoted.
lel they can just look here: https://lemvotes.org/
Can you link an example post/comment that works properly?
I only ever get 404s over the handful of occasions in the months I've tried that website:
Sure, take a look at these:
- this post: https://lemvotes.org/post/sh.itjust.works/post/68609892
- my votes: https://lemvotes.org/user/sergio@piefed.social
Yeah it 404s for me sometimes too, and sometimes if I re-try it later it works, idk why.
Both of those links worked just fine for me just now.
I'm beginning to suspect it's a website that over-promises, because my understanding is that votes are only visible to instance admins and community moderators, so this website working would be entirely dependent upon someone from those lists contributing their "private" data.
Yeah, I think what lemvotes does is: act as an instance to receive posts and comments, but only for the purposes of showing the up/down votes.
Federation is pretty interesting, everything is relative, like:
- if you're on instance A posting to a community on instance B and someone from instance C upvotes, and instance A has defederated instance C, does that upvote count?
- If you're looking at it from an account on instance C yes, if you're on instance A then no.
- imagine you're looking at this from instance D. Before instance C's user upvoted, maybe you'd never heard of instance C so if someone asked you about that user you'd be like: huh? 404.
At least I think that's how it works, idk I'm not an expert.
Interesting and a bit confusing; I can't tell if that's a troubling or exciting result of the nature of the Fediverse. Probably the latter.
yeah check these out for more details, including some info from the lemvotes developer:
Thank you, I'll do some reading there.
Always 404s for me.
That's why I work really hard on keeping an impeccable image of degeneracy.
Looking at what I post? That's a you problem now
I don't like my tiddies getting scraped, soap or no
They can't stop the signal.
so scrapeth thine content and behold it bereft of lollygagging
Those bots could be from foreign lands
Yeah privacy is why you don't get nice things.