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Aight. Scrap den.
Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon's ass easily. They are much stronger than him.
Hello puppet seller. I am going into twitter battle, and I want your strongest puppets.
My puppets are too strong for you, traveler.
Make sure you buy puppets rated for fighting an adult man-child born to nazi-apartheid-loving parents.
He ain’t ever carried tools to drop
I heard that his dick is all messed up from a failed enlargement surgery. Its believable because apparently Grimes said it to a friend of hers. Its also believable because Elon has definitely had cosmetic surgery, hair transplants, etc so I can totally see him trying to enlarge his dick and it failing (which isn't uncommon with such procedures.)
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Thats what all his romantic partners said
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You think he's get his weight taken care of.
Dear Lord, to have a trillion dollars, and to still look like Jabba the Hutt?
Probably, Elon doesn't strike me as a "real change comes from the inside and takes years of hard work and self-reflection" type of guy.