I wish he'd die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.
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My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.
I knew a guy who comes for puppets. He got a lap dance from Elmo once.
Elon Musk does look like a puppet when he flails around on stage during campaigns
The guy from Beakmens World does erotic puppet shows these days.
That sounds like a credible threat of violence on Musks’s part. Deport
Aight. Scrap den.
Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon's ass easily. They are much stronger than him.
Hello puppet seller. I am going into twitter battle, and I want your strongest puppets.
Make sure you buy puppets rated for fighting an adult man-child born to nazi-apartheid-loving parents.
My puppets are too strong for you, traveler.
He ain’t ever carried tools to drop
That's not what Jesus meant, you dummy genius.
He was setting up the ending, where he - a carpenter - dies by being nailed to a piece of wood.
Has there ever existed a more pathetic person?
Come at me bro!
Careful now. Elon rubbed his weewee against the leg of a flight attendant he hired (then required to get massaging lessons without actually paying her for taking the lessons) only to have his totally fair offer of buying her a horse in exchange for a happy ending be turned down. I guess he misinterpreted her talking to him as flirting. Probably made the mistake of using the word "come" in a sentence and Elon took it as a sign to wipe his dick out on her. True story.
Jebus Fooking Christ!
Thing is Elon's always under-estimates his timelines so it stands to reason he'll under-estimate the puppet masters strength so Elon is likely to be crushed like a mosquito.