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[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Good news, I dont have kids and my organs will surely kill them more quickly.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, this is a happy consequence of my having been assiduously toxifying myself with drugs for several decades. Woe unto the fucker who tries to take my organs. At this point, I imagine they'd poison a hungry dog, stone fuckin dead.

[–] RumRunningDevil@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This might be the greatest thing I've ever read

If only my doctors felt the same way.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

just get bit by a rabid animal before donating, apparently you can give rabies through organ transplants.