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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

May Altman's fingernails turn sharp as razor blades and his shriveled sister-raping scrotum develop an incurable itch.

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they've never been more justified or pertinent.

I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn't actually solve any of our problems, but at least it's cathartic.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago) (1 children)

May his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples.

May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches.

May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn's disease at the same time.

May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps.

And the worst one: may he develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 points 2 hours ago

You're a veritable virtuoso of viciousness, and I applaud you for it.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

May the insides of his eyelids be covered in sandpaper.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

With plenty of rem sleep!

Ram?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Technically "REM" in all capitals, since it's an acronym.

[–] QueenFern@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I'd buy a mad libs style book of these