i am willing to rent it to you while i dont need it sam
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2026
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It's terrible for Sam Altman to breathe the air that data centers can use.
Sam Altman it is terrible for you to still be alive.
I can't wait for the documentary about Sam Altman and this scam after they throw him in prison
What are all these people doing with their own kitchen appliances, utensiles, and their own food to cook their own food? Such inefficiencies. We just need them to. Line up and get these cattle.. I mean wonderful humans, their feed, I mean their meal.
I am so smart"
It’s terrible for him to be breathing the world’s limited supply of oxygen
I got 64gb in my laptop right now Sammy. COME AND GET IT! (From my cold dead hands.)
If I'm ever in swinging distance of Altman, I'm gonna do it.
How could you? You were clearly on a fishing trip with me that day. Couldn't possibly committed ______ (please fill in the charge here). We had too many beers to remember what exactly we did that day.
And I'll aplaud you for it as you are getting body slammed to the ground by his goons.
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Make sure you spit on him too. Nothing more revolting than spitting on people.
I don't know, billionaires are pretty revolting, and the ones on the Epstein files doubly so.
Please lord, I know I've never prayed before, but I need just one small asteroid...
lord
would you look at that. now you need two tyrants.🤣
If you ever needed proof that AI is just an excuse to buy up all the components in the world and force everyone to use “cloud” services for everything so we can rent the privilege of being monitored, censored, and rejected from society forever instead of having independent capabilities, YOU’VE FUCKING GOT IT
It's terrible there's so many cacti in the world that aren't currently in Sam Altman's colon.
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The tech billionaire argued that “from a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time.” While OpenAI is allowed to buy up 40% of the global DRAM output, Altman believes the 32GB of RAM sitting in your computer is tantamount to public greed.
“You want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you’re trying to deal with this very constrained environment,” the AI billionaire continued. “And somehow everyone’s, many people’s intuition is the opposite of that.”
This has to be satire. It’s like supervillain level of writing.
Also, I am pretty sure that all that RAM in graphics cards in storage and unpowered data centres is having a usage rate of 0%, which is, ... looking at notes .... less than 5%.
Oh, so RAM should be distributed evenly among all the people instead of few people hoarding it? I wonder what else we could distribute evenly.
Fucking hippocrit
I hate his face. Why so I hate his face so much?
It’s quite punchable, actually.
Fuck you, Sam.
It's ridiculous how much power people have just because Peter Thiel used to fuck them.
I dunno, Peter Thiel is currently fucking all of us, and I'm not feeling particularly powerful
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May Altman's fingernails turn sharp as razor blades and his shriveled sister-raping scrotum develop an incurable itch.
Wow. Creative. Stealing that
The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they've never been more justified or pertinent.
I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn't actually solve any of our problems, but at least it's cathartic.
May his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples.
May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches.
May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn's disease at the same time.
May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps.
And the worst one: may be develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.
You're a veritable virtuoso of viciousness, and I applaud you for it.
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It's terrible to have someone like Sam Altman alive.
I was going to make a creative comment about Sam Altmann but after reading everyone else's comments I dont think there's anything left to say.
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It's crazy that everybody has free air when corporations could charge by the canister.
I think it’s terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of pitchforks instead of shoving them all in Sam Altman.
well fuck you and what you say or think Sam. Damn his face is so punchable
This was always the plan.
They don't care about stock drops right NOW, because it's going to be a captive market soon enough. You'll either use cloud-based AI or have no computing whatsoever.
Hoard now, people. The end is coming.
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This guy molested his sister. Why should we care what he thinks?
why do we keep getting subjected to entire articles every time this overvalued snake oil salesman opens his mouth?
Does this guy ever walk around in the street? Don't people recognize him? Why isn't anyone beating the life out of him?
Or is he so removed from people that he forgot what people are like?
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The fucking balls on this jerkoff! Does he seriously believe the shit he spews or is he just a greedy asshole?
These psychopaths genuinely believe anything they don't own or control is being denied them by unjust means
It's terrible to have everybody have a bunch of lead, instead it should be concentrated in Sam Altman's bloodstream
Come on you guys, it's like you don't want me to be conqueror of Earth
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