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submitted 11 hours ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

And the smuggling of contraband that he was either ignoring or actively colluding with.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So you're saying that by cheating he increased the value of cards by finding even more buyers? Damn, shareholders are going to be mad (?)

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Until Chinese chip makers mysteriously release a GPU so comparable to modern Nvidia flagships that it completely decimates them on the open market.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don't threaten me with good time

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 1 points 8 minutes ago

Are you a major Nvidia shareholder?

Must be nice