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[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 31 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The worrying part is not the cheating, it's the spy he cheated with

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

And the smuggling of contraband that he was either ignoring or actively colluding with.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So you're saying that by cheating he increased the value of cards by finding even more buyers? Damn, shareholders are going to be mad (?)

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Until Chinese chip makers mysteriously release a GPU so comparable to modern Nvidia flagships that it completely decimates them on the open market.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 3 hours ago

Don't threaten me with good time

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 8 hours ago

True, but also gamers and AI enthusiasts will still buy the cards