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[–] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 116 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can just go fuck a duck. Archive is super useful. Leave it alone.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 3 points 4 weeks ago

I'm assuming the duck's on top

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 weeks ago

Poor human. Those corkscrews are not to be fucked with.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Ducks are used to it, female ducks developed curled vaginal canals to deter forceful reproduction but male ducks simply evolved corkscrewed dicks so now ducks never reproduce without inflicting great agony.

I doubt the fascist pin pricks can hurt them.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 4 weeks ago

Auto correct.

They meant to say suck a fuck, not fuck a duck.