Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
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If you only put condiments on the top, they're gone after the first few bites and then it's just plain dog for the rest. Why do people take pictures like this when you have to put them on the bun?
How are you eating your hot dogs that applying condiments like the picture would not last every bite? Top down?
Look, man. Just suck up and accept that it's gonna look like you're giving fellatio for a minute.
Guys is it gay to eat hot dogs?
Is it a boy hotdog or a girl hotdog?
Not with that attitude.
Don't worry--the way I do it, it still looks like felatio.
I need an illustration or something
You monster!
Thanks, I hate it.
You just jam the whole column in your mouth and bite. Do you eat sandwiches top down too? Complain that you had to eat through bread and lettuce to get to the meat?
Wait... do you put bread on the outside... both sides?
Yes but you have to put the bread on top and bottom not just on the sides like some people do because then everything falls out
Do you eat sandwiches vertically? And if so, do you have some sort of vertical mouth? And if so, are you Leela's dad?
You're eating hot dogs starting with all the condiments and then working your way down
And you have an excessively tall mouth, apparently