Do you eat your hot dogs from the top down like a lunatic?

Cause those dogs were bred for show.

this dude eating hotdogs like corn on the cob?

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Yeah hi I make hotdogs as a job, instructions say all sauces on top. You want it changed, go fight corporate.

I know, its so hard not to rub the weiners together before I sit down at the table 2 feet from my kitchen. The insatiable need to rub two sloppy condimented weiners against each other in such a way that the condiments on top are completely removed is just overwhelming. I can barely sit at the table before I give in to rubbing to sloppy condimented weiners together in such a way that all the condiments on the top come off.

I use mustard on the bun first, like glue for the weiner. (2nd grade level giggle) Then i pile on the onions, relish, or whatever on top

OP is the type of guy who takes a shit and stands up to wipe his ass.

You put mustard on top and then spin the hotdog do the mustard is applied 360° and doesnt get all over you while you eat it.

What do you mean gone halfway through? Are you eating your hot dogs lime a sandwich? You gotta throat that bad boy.

What I dislike about hot dogs is the fact that the sausage is bigger than the buns, like you'd never see a burger where the partty is spilling out of the bun too much, why are hot dog sausages not similar in size to hot dog buns, I want smaller sausage or bigger bun so that I can fit more toppings and condiments on it without any of it spilling out from the sides with every bite, a plain sausage and bun is boring for me.

Wut

I always use a syringe to get the condiments into the doggo

you're supposed to eat a hotdog end to end, you weirdo

How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?

WHY DONT YOU POST AN ALTERNATIVE??? HUH??

Was that too aggressive?

Shitpost aside, my dad did honey mustard under the dog while topping it with chili and cheese. It's the only way to do that combo right.