Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

And it's required. I genuinely have neither. Am I not welcome to apply?

[–] arin@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You're on an fbi list for not having one and another list for having neither

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

At least I'm not on the Epstein list.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oddly enough that's leadership material in 21st century

[–] starman2112@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly if you aren't being watched by at least 9 letters worth of agencies, you're boring

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

Sadly these people would probably assume that you were lying.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

I'd just write "none"

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago

You have to create some and post how amazing the company is you are applying to