He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape
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My work has guys who have really high toxic masculinity. Off the top of my head, some of the things they complain about not being man enough are: umbrellas, gluten free, and mushrooms
The umbrella one always cracks me up. Lookin at these wet fools in the rain when I'm nice and dry. Such a strange hill to die on.
I personally don't use umbrellas cause I just put up the hoodie I wear and walk around like normal. But yeah, it has nothing to do with masculinity
I like the fact that the umbrella maintains visibility.
Rain?
I'm just here shoving them up my ass.
Yup, got em here too. We get provided either lanyards or extendable clips for our badges at work. Overheard a group of contractors saying wearing the clips made you gay. Its the dumbest shit I've heard. How can wearing an ID badge be anything?
Wearing the clip on your pants makes way more sense since the badge readers are all at waist height.
So where do they put their badges? Up their asses?
I can understand (NOT AGREE) how umbrellas and gluten free fit into their twisted view on what is 'manly'; using external sources to cope with difficulties. But mushrooms? The fuck? Just man up and eat them, they're delicious shakemysmheadmh
Mushrooms look too phallic to put it in a man's mouth
I bet they're the sort of guys who don't wash their ass because "that's gayyy".
TBH I sometimes think that I'll be the person who stops bathing and brushing teeth by 40.
Bruh. Eww. Don't do that.
I hereby dub thee asmonold.
Well, you'll be the one who has to smell yourself 24/7 😬 Plus suffer the rotting teeth.
Looks like their micropeens
I can hear the mongoloids now...
Hurr hurr, mushroom looks like dick. U ghey.
Glad I left the presence of that insufferable bullshit when I left high school. That really sucks you have to listen to that garbage