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Anon has a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As a result competing companies begin cutting corners and cheapifying products to reduce overhead. Congratulations on your purchase of that fancy kiawalakaloon air fryer.

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget the fake product listings

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

“Where the fuck did they find a cheaper “cummytown grand opening” corduroy t-shirt? No one makes those. We don’t even make those!”

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Although, that would assume that companies don't already trend towards doing so

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be surprised if they weren't honestly