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[–] Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you get bit by a Zombie you'll turn into one. If you get bit by a mummie you just got bit by one and nothing else will happen.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean....you'll probably get an infection.....like a bad one

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But it is not because of the mummy thing. Human mouths are just really filthy in general.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I kinda doubt his mouth is the same kinda filthy as it was before the mumification, so the question is: does infection via non supernatural means count as death via mummy or death via infection

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That is the Sheldon Cooper solution to this question

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Has anyone really tested what happens if you get bit by a mummy though? I feel like they always just do magic and outright kill people. Maybe they DO turn you into a mummy