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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yaaahr hold still on the kitchen table. I be removing your appendix with a steak knife

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what a real pirate would do

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

A real pirate would also die at 37 from scurvy.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 18 points 1 week ago

"You wouldn't download ~~a car~~ healthcare."

The fuck I wouldn't!