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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You don’t have kids obviously.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

I know a new father whose wife and kid recently had to go out of town for a few days. You know how Goku trains with like 250 lbs of weighted clothes? Having a kid is like that but with time management