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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My wife, i don’t know where she gets the energy. Up by 6, does her work, hits the gym, goes out with her friends, i don’t get it

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Urgh, social people. Hate those sexy bastards

I sit in a cave all day wrapped in a cloak cursing the light, i married my opposite

[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Doing cardio regularly immensely increased my surplus energy.

Now I'm back to sitting on my ass though