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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

and you have established good friendships so you can jump right in.

Think again! An opioid epidemic has hit your town, all your friends OD'd or moved to attempt getting clean, or the one who moved for school. The one that's left is moving 5hr away for a girl he met 6mo ago. You're also a male in an age bracket known for having a hard time making meaningful connections, superficial ones come and go like the tides.

What do I win, and can I return it for store credit?

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

A victim card and being ignored. You can be the victim or the victor, not both

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Nice try, it's lonliness.

Have fun being a prick!