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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 66 points 1 month ago (3 children)

and then realize microsoft and google are both pushing toward "fully agentic" operating systems. every file is going to be at risk of random deletion

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 44 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Next up, selling a subscription service to protect those files from the fucking problem they created themselves

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 month ago

said solution will be a cloud service where your files are at more risk of exposure to bad actor

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

For security, Copolilot will extract your credit card details from your browser history to enroll you into this feature. It will even click next on the I agree to the terms and conditions with those arbitration clauses for ya!

Now don't you feel safe!

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

"Your files wouldn't have been deleted if you used Microsoft OneDrive backup"

[–] UnspecificGravity@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

And then they integrate that solution back into the operating system so that its all just as exposed as if it were locally stored anyways.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Cloud sync makes even using a virtual container not a guarantee you won't lose files. Deleting isn't as bad as changing the file and ruining it. Both of them love enabling cloud sync when you didn't want it to without even notifying you.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you Microsoft for helping with bringing about the year of the Linux desktop