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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 44 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Next up, selling a subscription service to protect those files from the fucking problem they created themselves

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 25 points 4 days ago

said solution will be a cloud service where your files are at more risk of exposure to bad actor

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

For security, Copolilot will extract your credit card details from your browser history to enroll you into this feature. It will even click next on the I agree to the terms and conditions with those arbitration clauses for ya!

Now don't you feel safe!

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

"Your files wouldn't have been deleted if you used Microsoft OneDrive backup"

[–] UnspecificGravity@infosec.pub 4 points 4 days ago

And then they integrate that solution back into the operating system so that its all just as exposed as if it were locally stored anyways.