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[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, he is developing the brain chip with his Starfish Neuroscience company but its supposed to be minimally invasive and let's be real if its between his and Elon Musks (which is NOT minimally invasive and requires surgical implantation) I'm definitely going with his.

I wouldn't say at this point its all about gaming though. Valve is, but not necessarily Gabe. Which I don't mind but I could understand how some people wouldn't like it.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fair. But its important to point out this won't be one that goes inside you it will be one that you put on the outside of your head that interacts with brain impulses, at least according to them.

If I was someone with limited mobility or some other sort of handicap I would do that before I got the one that goes inside my skull. But that's just me.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can I put it on my dick instead?

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

You can put almost anything on your dick, its the secret the elite don't want you to know about!

[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You know, I think those are inevitable ... any potentially evil technology shown in sci-fi will eventually be created irl; it's like some kind of rule (trust me). Given this, the future is a duality: it's either GabeN or a random billionaire. I want this potentially-abusive technology with devil that I know.