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I swear I'm going to, start forcefully, inserting commas in wrong, places.
It hurt to read this. It was like stop and go traffic in my brain
Ngl, I think part of the reason for widespread reading comprehension being so fucking bad and getting worse, is the popularity of horrible grammar. It requires people to do a lot more assuming when reading, and so it essentially becomes a loosely typed language, like JavaScript, inviting wrong assumptions and errors.
Possibly
Is this part of your idea from your first comment to insert commas in jarring, objectively incorrect places?
Yisss
I read this like William Shatner in my head.
If you
write a sentence
split into multiple
lines
it sounds
like you got
asthma
sucks to your assmar
Needlessly convoluting the message! Just like a Nolan movie! You sly dog, you.