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Ohm sorry to be the voice of resistance here, but I don't think this joke has much potential in its current state.
Am pear
Gauss I walked into that one, but at least it's a coulomb!
("Cool one." I think I'm well past the point of reaching here.)
I think you’ve discharged all you can
You’re ready for a minute on Kill Tony.
I know someone with the surname "Ohm." I asked him if he would marry me, but he objected that he was already married and I was (at the time) in a committed relationship.
Don't know why you got downvoted. That's a neat and relevant anecdote.
All good. I appreciate the honest feedback from whomever expressed their opinion. Hopefully I caused them no harm.
Thank you also for the positive response!