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I have a bag of batteries that need to go to the tox drop, thanks for the reminder.
I labeled them "BAD-tteries," though. My daughter did not think this was very funny.
My box is labelled “AA Meeting”
What's in the box?
Uh, guess?
If it elicits a groan, it's peak dad humor.
Ohm sorry to be the voice of resistance here, but I don't think this joke has much potential in its current state.
Am pear
Gauss I walked into that one, but at least it's a coulomb!
("Cool one." I think I'm well past the point of reaching here.)
I think you’ve discharged all you can
I know someone with the surname "Ohm." I asked him if he would marry me, but he objected that he was already married and I was (at the time) in a committed relationship.
Don't know why you got downvoted. That's a neat and relevant anecdote.
All good. I appreciate the honest feedback from whomever expressed their opinion. Hopefully I caused them no harm.
Thank you also for the positive response!
I was told you’re not supposed to dump your batteries into a bucket like that
Just cover the terminals of any 9V battery so they don’t short.
At least glass should not melt from the battery fluid, shouldn't it?
They should probably tape off the contacts to reduce the risk of forming a circuit, yeah.